I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.
Bernard Beanie Campbell
Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.
Bernard Beanie Campbell
It takes a man to give away an angel. You're sweet.
Bernard Beanie Campbell
I know a really good sand guy.
Bernard Beanie Campbell
Well, why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.
Bernard Beanie Campbell
Blue do you understand i dont want you to die here tonight?
Frank The Tank Ricard
I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie? Touch my pa pa
Bernard Beanie Campbell
Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.
Bernard Beanie Campbell
Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!
Frank The Tank Ricard
Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.
Frank The Tank Ricard
No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!
Frank The Tank Ricard
Hey honey! Do you think KFC's still open?
Frank The Tank Ricard
In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.
Frank The Tank Ricard
I like you man, but you're crazy
Frank The Tank Ricard
I'm back! You know it!
Frank The Tank Ricard